someone stole my bloody umbrella today!
Damn. bought that piece this rainy season and am already parting with it... at least its not another cell phone(touching wood ... touching wood).
i left it under my seat in the cinema and at the end of the show reached down and picked up an umbrella and left. later, outside i realized that it was my friend's umbrella. alas! mine was no where to be found outside.
may my umbrella give up on the rascal at the most inopportune moment.
An umbrella is unique as an item to steal, if you think about it. Any other item would have to be later subject to some kind of transaction for the benefit to be realized. However in an umbrella, if the person does not steal it, he is already inconvenienced... it becomes an Versus situation by default.
that being said may the thief trip and land with the umbrella tip planted firmly in his asshole upon which the opening mechanism engages.
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