back,5 mins later...

i fought wih the hp lappie and i think im winning for now
anyway i dont think i started this blog to talk about a broken QWERTY.

So let me talk about my house situation.
I lived away from home last year for the first time with 3 other housemates, 2 of whom were people.
I definitely do not believe in beginner's luck.

Anyway 1 year, 2 friends and a mortal enemy later, here i am in again in
Chapter 2: Away from home: sid retries the bachelor's life

The roomates are much better, they are friends and the house scene is fun and comfortable.
I like!
So now that the basics are done, we decided to get a cook.
Why a cook?

One roommate was with a trucking company. u know how owners resembles their pets and people their jobs ? Well he needs a trucks full tank . (but he purrs by like a TATA Nano so enough on that)
The next roommate is built like a stick but eats like his ass is the starving part of Africa and hes busy saving it every night
The last guy is the size of Africa .

I just wanted to say all of that.

Anyway we thought it would work out cheaper and tastier to get a cook.

The amazing thing about India(notice how i already assume an international audience) is that one finds an on-call cook to whip up anything that you desire or that ur mom can extrapolate into Hindi from Tam-brahm cooking basics over a 3 min STD call within a nominal
Rs. 375/head/month.

So it will all be cheaper.
cheaper.
cheaper.
cheaper.


So Rs.7346 of utensils later , we're eating like pigs and gorging like lords.
We have no coordination - we all go out and buy the exact same things (pulses,vegetables) for over a thousand bucks each and stare each other in the face like idiots.

We buy interesting and amusing items that we COULD cook. We never do but the important thing is that we COULD.

Its also so much healthier - Everything tastes better when deep fried - which makes one happy that releases endorphins that keep the mind happy and thus the body healthy.

And the variety - 3-4 side dishes every night at sit-down table dinners to bonding, gossip,fundae and general ass-taking while splitsvilla puts us all at ease in the background(someone remind me to rant at splitsvilla)

But im happy! im loving it! i who fought against the cook for some stupid dabba have been made to eat humble pie,crow, sambar rice, fried papad, chappatis, sabjis,etc u get the picture.
Thank you guys who inhabit florich with me

Let the money flow like water as long as it detours at the cook and flows right back into my (with some special care and nurturing) soon to be budding paunch.


Please god add Great Cook to the list.




P.s.

The list:

Hot
pretty
Hot
Half a brain
Heard at least once of a sense of humour
hot
LOW MAINTENANCE
thinks God achieved only Brad Pitt when trying to recreate me